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Dear roommate,

DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAVE TO SLEEP HERE EVERY NIGHT? Brandon, if you’re reading this, you are incredibly disrespectful and you should be asking me for permission if you want your girlfriend to sleep over, especially since we sleep less than ten feet from each other.  I’m pretty sure she has slept here well over fifteen times and not once have you asked if it’s okay.  Also, if you’re going to have sex, please tape a sign to the door with some sort of code word so that I know not to come in and interrupt.

Thanks for being an inconsiderate roommate!

Peace and blessings,

Max

EDIT: P.S.: How I Met Your Mother is not funny at all.  Don’t you have homework or practicing to do instead of watching that show ALL THE TIME?

This was posted 3 months ago. It has 3 notes.
  1. classic-lucas said: Yeah, that’s going on in my room right now… and for the last few nights. Some people… (Also, I enjoyed that Glozell reference… if that’s indeed what it was)
  2. lurdzurrppurrlurrn said: Seriously though who is his girlfriend I am so confused. I hope I didn’t walk in on him when I came looking for you and Javier the other night. Eww now I’m grossed out
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